I am a smoker. furthermore, I love smoking. I am aware of the 4,000 pluc chemicals i am putting into my body. I am aware of the significantly shorter lifespan I will most likely have. I am aware that it makes me look totally awesome. I am aware that it is not popular opinion.
One. I dont want to live past 75. anyone who has encountered and had to interact with someone over this age knows it is a hollow and empty lifestyle. you can cram a religion into there, most do, but its still very incomplete. i would rather die young than shit in my pants, have my grandchildren never call me, or find TV my only escape. people live too long anyway. a quater of a century is enough!!! if you cannot acomplish something in that time you have failed, no need to keep going.
two. cigarettes make you look cool, deal with it.
three. its my body and my decision. I have made the choice not to be corrupted by popluar opinion, telovision, or celebrety. which is worse; smoking a cigarette or knowing who is the latest star on television? if you answer the former you're an idiot. I dont care what is happening to house this season or who is fucking Brad Pitt and the moment and if i happen to smoke while being oblivious to useless information who cares?
finally, cigarettes rock! if they didnt, why do all of the best authors of our time smoke scrumptious
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